No Matter What Taylor Wimpey Call ‘The Denizen’, It’s Still The Turd!

Taylor Wimpey’s PR lackeys at Cascade Communications sent out an email yesterday suggesting their paymaster was suffering from second thoughts about the name of their proposed Golden Lane development being The Denizen. Local people don’t want 99 luxury flats replacing 110 social housing units on the site, but rather than listening to us, the ‘community specialists’ hired by the developer are offering a vote on an absurd list of names for the building.

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Is it a burger bar? Is it a Wetherspoons? No, it’s The Denizen!

Children who don’t know The Denizen is a block of luxury flats tend to assume it’s some sort of fast food joint, and so when the hoardings first appeared it wasn’t unusual to hear kids saying things like: “Mummy can we go there to get a pizza?” The entrance interior looks remarkably similar to those of local J. D. Wetherspoon budget chain pubs such as the Masque Haunt on the corner of Old Street and Bunhill Row, or the Sir John Oldcastle on Farringdon Road. Once children understand the building is a block of supposedly luxury flats, it isn’t unusual to hear them cry: “But why would anyone live there? It’s so ugly!”

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Two Chorleywood Votes For Every City of London Resident!

Since the City of London is so unwilling to abolish both the business vote and its bicameral local political system (i.e. the office of alderman), let’s temporarily resolve the matter by giving all City residents two votes in Chorleywood. Mark Boleat, Chris Hayward and their cronies love the lack on democracy in the borough in which they get elected on business votes, so we’re sure they’ll welcome an adaptation of this system on their home turf!

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Hex In The Park: Cursing Out EC1 Ghost Homes

On Tuesday 31st October 2017 at noon, witches mounted a procession to hex the sites of two proposed ‘City fringe’ housing developments that threaten to overshadow popular local parks. They directed a deadly and hostile current of will at the proposed site of Taylor Wimpey’s The Denizen in Golden Lane, after cursing out the proposed St Luke’s Mansions housing development on the space currently occupied by the Finsbury Leisure Centre. The witches are not against more homes being built in the area but what they want to see is social housing for local people built to an appropriate scale and in appropriate places.

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Mark Boleat’s Attack On Democracy: Catherine McGuinness Must Go Too!

GLERA calling for Mark Boleat to resign represents a start to dealing with this scandal, but it is not enough! All those with a seat on the City of London council who aren’t prepared to defend democracy from Boleat’s attacks on it should go immediately; although whether any will agree to resign is a moot point. That said, as the most prominent ‘face’ right now on a local council that has financially supported the Housing & Finance Institute, it is Catherine McGuinness who should be the focus of our disquiet. And so our most immediate demand is: “McGUINNESS MUST GO!”

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Right-Wing Rag Steps In Its Own PR Spin About Taylor Wimpey’s The Turd Development

Either David Spittles’ is an idiot or he’s misleading his readers, or both! Living inside City of London boundaries has never boiled ‘down to a Barbican apartment or a crash pad conversion in an outdated commercial building’. Spittles even mentions the Golden Lane Estate, which is very literally next to The Denizen site and like it just inside City of London boundaries; walk across Golden Lane and you’re in Islington. Two minutes down Fann Street from The Denizen is Blake Tower, recently converted from student accommodation to luxury flats. Many of these new ghost homes have yet to sell but they’re in the City of London. A little to the east is The Heron AKA Milton Court, which contains yet more unsold buy to leave flats. These are just a few of the developments Spittles overlooked in the immediate vicinity of what he calls The Denizen and we call The Turd, there are many more around The City.

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Banksy Murals & Golden Lane Ghost Homes

We have absolutely no problem with Banksy’s PR work on Basquiat’s behalf – because we like the artist he’s paying tribute to! Likewise Banksy was almost certainly unaware of how Taylor Wimpey – with help from the least democratic council in the UK – are planning to screw over local people with their Denizen development blocking up to 70% of light from our local flats, schools and park; but nonetheless if he’s serious about being a ‘street artist’ then Banksy should take a stand against this project since he’s installed his new murals right next to its proposed site. Less urgently we’d also like Banksy clarify his position on the Culture Mile, yet another cynical City of London project we oppose.

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